brinepools:

reasons I can relate to a possum:

-tired & unkempt
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich

(via breadinthetoaster)

Tags: humor

jasongraceless:

killer—ink:

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

(via scowlofjustice)

tucker’s so fucking smug

(Source: tampire, via notdannyphantom)

kikaiz:

please give me all the innocent cute boys that transform into a different hot badass personality it’s been my weakness since 2004

Tags: humor

So I saw Rainbow Rocks today!

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varnishedvalkyrie:

3D Lego nails!  Done by stacking 3 pieces of circular glitter, then painting over them with acrylic paint.

*vibrates intensely*

varnishedvalkyrie:

3D Lego nails!  Done by stacking 3 pieces of circular glitter, then painting over them with acrylic paint.

*vibrates intensely*

(via nailpornography)

Tags: nail art lego

ktshy:

archiemcphee:

Let’s check in on the decadent, completely inedible, yet perfectly wearable shoes from The Shoe Bakery (previously featured here). The Orlando, Florida-based company is run by Chris Campbell, who loves both shoes and sweets so much that he decided to combine them in the form of outrageously tantalizing ice cream, cake and donut-themed footwear.

If you’ve got a specific dessert and shoe combination in mind, Campbell happily accepts custom orders. Each mouthwatering pair of Shoe Bakery shoes takes about 3-6 weeks to design, create and ship. Prices range from $200 to $400 US, which should provide you with all the more incentive to refrain from trying to eat them.

Visit The Shoe Bakery’s website to check out more of their enticingly iced footwear.

[via Design Taxi]

:O

PINKIE PIE SHOES

(via art-and-sterf)

caseyanthonyofficial:

This was one of the funniest jokes in film history

(Source: georgia-costanza, via avatarbolin)

Tags: gotg humor

ironriots:

the second captain america movie was so good

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via scowlofjustice)

heinzdoofenshmirtzes:

[ships thing]

[condescending fan voice] did you know there’s a thing called FRIENDSHIP????

[SHIPS THING HARDER]

(via dreamwraith)

when my supervisor gets annoyed with me for making a mistake she calls me “little girl”, even though she’s a year older than me, and it pisses me the fuck off.

ethelreds:

it’s like… the more people insist on hating a female character… the more i love that character.  it’s like my superhero backstory.  they are gradually fueling my powers and soon i shall fly above the city skyline with hundreds of innocent female characters gathered safe in my arms

SAM

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bronze-wool:

Brave, Celtic/Pictish Animal designs by Michel Gagne.

(Source: gagneint.com, via art-and-sterf)

harukanannase:

so i did like a redraw kind of thing??????? i tried to get my mind off the free episode (and only semi succeeded)

why are danny’s eyebrows still black

harukanannase:

so i did like a redraw kind of thing??????? i tried to get my mind off the free episode (and only semi succeeded)

why are danny’s eyebrows still black

(via notdannyphantom)